「我是一個不乖的女孩」 她咬著她的下唇：「我需要被懲罰。」
「很好」 他說。然後在她的電腦上安裝了Windows 10。
陰雨天的午休結束，是否很睏，那再來點笑點吧！（是要改行當諧星嗎？）
老覺得《格雷的五十道陰影》挺乏的，無論是電影還是書⋯⋯但《格雷的五十個書呆子》深得有心，好想集結成書出版喔！
最近發現很棒的推特，格雷的五十道陰影（S&M激情小說）改寫成格雷的五十個書呆子, 因為太好笑了所以翻譯一些成中文分享
“He lay there helpless, his legs bound together and his hands tied behind his back. He really needed to get a cable tidy for his headphones.”
他無助的躺在那裡，雙腳被束縛著，雙手也在背後捆住無法動彈。
“我真的需要買一個耳機線收納”他想著。
“They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.”
他們嘗試了許多姿勢，坐下或是彎腰趴在流理臺上，但是都不行，無論如何都找不到良好的wifi訊號。
'Take me to heaven!' she cried.
'I'd love to' he said, 'But it's an artificial construct designed to assuage man's guilt and fear of death.'
“帶我去天堂！”她叫出。“我非常樂意，”他說，“但是天堂是人類為了緩和死亡的恐懼與罪惡感而創造出來的虛構概念。”
Being humiliated in public really turned him on.
So he bought an Apple Watch.
在公共場合被羞辱讓他感到興奮，於是，他買了一個Apple Watch。
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
“我是一個不乖的女孩” 她咬著她的下唇。“我需要被懲罰。”
“很好” 他說，然後在她的電腦上安裝了Windows 10.
